Unmistakable characteristics of a true Gujju:
1. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is our kaka.
2. We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!
3. The first rule of money - never use your own!
4. "Su nava juni" is our version of wassup?
5. Be it seven in the morning or 1am, gaathiyas are always welcome.
6. We keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.
7. No party is over without a round of GARBA.
8. We call all types of noodles "Meggi"!!!
9. When someone asks about...
